1 year anniversary

AND STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



okay, i'm a few hours early, but basically it's my 1 year anniversary.

i'm posting now cause i don't know when i'll be near internet again.

i had to say goodbye to my family last night. i didn't expect to feel this sad about it, but i keep getting pangs. my mother came home from the wedding early so she could come to the farewell party. and i got a picture with her!!! i'm not on my computer right now though so i can't post it. and uncle newton came, and andrew and zerrida and jethro and it was wonderful. i'm going to miss them alot. they keep saying jethro's going to come visit me and i think they might be serious. god i hope so.

we're leaving for jinja at 1:30 this afternoon, which probably means 2 or 3, even though they said muzungu time. i have to try to go swimsuit shopping today cause there's a pool at the resort and who would've thought to bring a swimsuit to uganda? how do you even shop for a swimsuit in uganda? i'll let you know.

i miss you all so much i don't even know how to express it. i've discovered it's like the phenomenon where the closer you get to the bathroom the more you have to go. y'know what i'm talking about? the closer i get to coming home the more i miss everyone.

SO SOON.

and carla, your comments are beautiful no matter what. i love you.

done done and done

and done. with the report part, that is. now i have to put together the presentation, which makes me wanna VOM.

bobby, i'm assuming it was you who posted chris espinoza's wedding announcement. he invited me to be his best man but unfortunately i'm in uganda DAMMIT. he's so sexy. i have such fond memories of the back of his head since farnan came after espinoza. also, good one, ali. emily's such a creep. also I GOT THAT reference, anna, and it made me proud.

ANYWAY.

last night was PARTYTIME at my house cause mommy's away. she left yesterday morning and i'm never gonna see her again. :( not only that, but it was at the last minute that i realized i'd never see her again, so i never got a picture with her. :( :( :( so last night jethro, zerrida and i got crazy by staying up til MIDNIGHT and playing scrabble!! jethro was so excited by the disruption of his routine i thought he was going to implode. he was our scrabble scorekeeper and i don't think he's ever taken any job more seriously in his life. then at one point he jumped up and yelled: "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! Mommy's gone, we're staying up late playing games, the sitting room's a mess, and andrew's sleeping!!" it made me love him so much my heart broke.

matooke is kind of like turkey, right?

I’m going to try really hard to pretend it is, anyway. You’re so right, Aunt Ja – it’s no big deal at home but when you’re worlds away it’s suddenly filled with meaning and nostalgia.

So a belated and insanely love-filled HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my wife and my daughter!!! The internet in various places basically chooses what web sites it will and won’t allow me to visit, and yesterday apparently it was hating on blogspot. Anna, my love – I’ll never forget that fateful day so many years ago in mr. p’s stupid class when you thought I was cool because I liked the cranberries. I miss you so much and I hope you realize that I won’t be leaving your apartment once I return to Rivy. Pammy, my baby – your father and I are so proud of you. I hope you’re kicking ass in D.C. and we’re going out for a big family feast at McD’s when I get back, k?

I’m at 38 pages. Slowly but surely it’s coming together. I have to have it done by Saturday so they can get it bound.

All the taxis here have messages written on the back windows. Some are weird, some don’t make sense, and some are just plain HILARIOUS. They range from things in luganda, to “Puff Daddy”, to “God is Great” (there’s a lot of god ones), to “obama” (of course). I’ve been meaning to compile a list of them all along because they’re so great, but I never got around to it. anyway, today I saw one that said “Baby Ashley.” WTF???? I especially don’t get it because nobody’s named Ashley here and nobody can ever pronounce my name. I thought it was a boringly simple name, but apparently not to Ugandans.

Last night I was talking with my mother about negotiating with taxi conductors over fares. She said something like, “you just need to be aggressive about it,” and jethro comes up and goes, “But women aren’t supposed to be….”, then he pauses, slaps himself in the face, and yells, “SHUT UP JETHRO!” that kid is hilarious. And it looks like he’s been trained well, right?

p.s. mama -- remember that this is a public forum, so please keep the drunk-commenting to a minimum, k?

also because this post is booooooooring i'm gonna include 2 rando pictures to commemorate birthdays.

home sweet home

i'm back in kampala! it feels so overwhelmingly good to be kampala-home, i can't imagine what it's going to feel like to be home-home. my basin bath was AMAZING because the water was actually warm, and my bed felt softer than any bed i've ever experienced. zerrida and andrew are home from boarding school, so everyone's around except kenny. even jethro's hyperness and precociousness is amusing again...i think i just needed a little break from it.

the bus ride from gulu to kampala yesterday was....fun. there's a stretch of road that's about 10 km that has FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY speedbumps spaced about 10 feet apart from each other. which means that, for about a solid hour, there is never a moment that you're NOT going over a speedbump. seriously, does anybody have any theories as to WTF the point of that many speedbumps could be????? also there was an old lady in the row in front of me who had control of the window, and everytime i would try to open it a crack she would slam it closed immediately. i couldn't really argue with her because she was old and ugandan, and both of those factors trump me. so i sweated a lot on that bus ride.

i'm at a super muzungu cafe called "good african coffee" and they have free wireless and i just ordered a huge coffee. all of this = happy.

my mother told me last night that she has a wedding in her village the night of our homestay farewell party, which is kind of poopy. but some of my siblings might go....? i don't know.

okay i'm supposed to be submitting a draft of my report to my advisor today. will it happen? i don't know. not likely with all this wireless around.

also, what's the first thing i do when i get access to wireless this good?

WATCH THIS, of course: http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/cold-open-of-the-first-show/1116061/

and this, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyzLuLI78Rc

goat roast

Yesterday I went to a goat roast with kit and crevi. I don’t know quite how kit met these people. Somewhere in the course of her research she came into contact with Powel (pronounced pao-wool) and he wanted us to go over to his family’s compound so they could roast a goat in our honor. So around 3 yesterday some rando guy named erick pulls up to our hotel and drives us to the village, to this ADORABLE, peaceful little compound. They automatically welcome us as their daughters, so we quickly acquire a new taata (father) – Sam; maama – Joy, brothers – Erick, Dick, Powel, Tom, and Mark; and sisters – Maria, Martina, and Melissa. My back is so sore today because Melissa basically spent the entire evening sitting on my shoulders. It was the only thing the two little girls were interested in about me, because all they really wanted to do all night was play with kit and crevi’s muzungu hair. (Multiple times every day I get Ugandan women coming up to me and asking, in the most mournful and confused voice imaginable, “muzungu, why did you cut your hair?” They’re so fascinated by muzungu hair I think they see it as a sin to cut it off.)

Luckily we arrived after they had already killed the goat and chopped it up into delicious little goat pieces on skewers. It roasted for about an hour and then taata proceeded to separate the bits into pieces appropriate for muzungu teeth and pieces appropriate for African teeth. (ugandans seem to think that muzungus are weak in just about every way. I’m not sure that I disagree with them, considering the things they do.) OMG THE MEAT WAS SO GOOD I think it was some of the best meat I’ve had in my life. And we ate SO MUCH, along with roasted cassava. They brought us beer and waragi (Ugandan gin – SO DISGUSTING) and marua (the local brew that they put in a pot and add hot water to and sit around in a circle drinking with really long straws – not as disgusting as I would’ve expected but had a really weird temperature and texture). Here’s me drinking it next to my new taata and trying not to vomit:


Then kit and crevi and I went into the house to go to the bathroom and the 2 little girls (Melissa and martina) followed us in and when we finished peeing they trapped us on our way out and forced us into an impromptu dance party. (Ugandans LOVE impromptu dance parties.) then all the other family members came into the house and we all danced to Ugandan music in a tiny, hot room. Pretty random and awesome.

Here’s a picture of maama wange breastfeeding mark while drinking a beer!!!!! Melissa snapped this gem with crevi’s camera. Public breastfeeding is totez acceptable in uganda; women do it anywhere and everywhere and no one looks twice. Though this is the first time I’ve encountered it alongside beer-drinking.

And here’s some pictures of me and kit and crevi at the goat roast.


(the little girl isn't actually drinking the beer she's holding, btw; i don't know why she has it)

p.s. bobby that poem is a masterpiece. i never saw you getting any of your poetry published in the st. catherine's yearbook, so lay off.

nothing to report

power has been out for basically the whole week. SO FRUSTRATING. it just comes on randomly for like an hour at a time.

which is why i missed your birthday elbow HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

i'm going back to kampala on monday. though i hear the power situation there isn't much better.

also thank you all for your outpouring of love in response to my last pathetic post. my phone number is +256.0777.896.334 but it'll cost you an arm and 3 legs to call me so don't worry about it. i'll be seeing you in like 3.5 seconds!!!!

love love love

nobody loves me

why doesn't anybody call me anymore?

:(

Nnina Ocwee

"Nnina Ocwee" means “I am Ocwee” in Acholi. In other words, not only did I see tons of cool animals this weekend, but I also finally got an Acholi name. and it’s AWESOME. “ocwee” means “you make it.” when we were driving to Murchison falls, we were driving with a ugandan woman who works at a hotel in the park. She asked us what our names were; Courtney and the Italians already had acholi names, but I didn’t have one yet. So the woman asked me about myself, and when I told her that I had 3 sisters and no brothers, she named me ocwee. Basically, when a couple has children of all one sex and people ask them why they don’t have any children of the other sex, they say “ocwee” to mean, if you want children of that sex so badly, then “you go make it.” great, right???

We saw SO MANY ANIMALS this weekend. We saw TONS of elephants and giraffes and antelope and buffalo and hippos and 3 lions. Considering the number of lions in the park has dwindled to less than 100, 3 is pretty good. unfortunately I left my thingy for transferring my pictures to my computer in kampala, but I got some of courtney’s pictures and I’ll put those on here for now. I took a bunch of videos of elephants and giraffes, so hopefully I can get those to upload next week when I’m back in kampala.

So we left at 5 a.m. on Saturday morning. It took about 3 hours to drive there. Once we arrived, we checked into our hotel (called “the red chili”, a.k.a. muzungu central) and proceeded to try making reservations for the 2 pm nile river cruise. We were soon informed that it was all booked, and our only option was to hire a private boat which would cost $200. we were pretty peeved and really didn’t want to spend that much money. Then we learned that there is a small boat that only costs $125. at first they told us it was too dangerous to take the small boat because of the hippos, but then we decided they were liars and told them we wanted the small boat. So we’re getting ready to go and they inform us that, in fact, we’re going to take the medium boat and we’re going to pick up 5 other muzungus on the other side of the river who will join us on the cruise. Peeved again, but oh well. So the 4 of us get into the medium boat, head out, and soon realize that we are NOT picking up the other muzungus and we have the medium boat all to ourselves. YES.

It was a 3 hour cruise and it was really beautiful and peaceful and we saw basically everything except lions SUPER close up. We probs saw like 50 elephants, cause they were all traveling in huge herds, complete with tons of little babies! At one point a group of 10 elephants came right up to the edge of the river and stood there drinking for like 5 minutes while we floated about 10 feet away and watched. It was INCREDIBLE. I got a video of that, so I’ll upload it next week. Then we saw the falls, which were beautiful. There was this disgusting, dirty foam floating in the water from the falls and it really made me mad. I don’t know why.

When we finished the cruise, we went back to the hotel and ate lunch and I got a SUPER YUMMY carrot burger. Then we went and hiked to the top of the falls. It was beautiful and SCARY. I’m discovering that my little ledge incident has given me quite the fear of heights. Driving back to the hotel, it was just about dusk, and all the tsetse flies came out and they SUCKED. They were huge and disgusting and their bites hurt like hell. And they transmit sleeping sickness. :)

Now we come to the night. Saturday night was the most T.I.A. night I’ve had so far. It was HORRIBLE and it lasted an ETERNITY. There were 3 rooms; 2 with single beds and 1 with a huge bed called the muzunguton. We flipped a coin and Courtney and I ended up in the muzunguton bed. I was fine with everything until I was getting ready to go to bed and realized the bed was crawling with bed bugs. I really, really didn’t want to deal with that, so we considered sleeping on the dinky little wicker chairs in the sitting room area. Then we remember, if we don’t sleep in the bed, we don’t have a mosquito net. We check the mosquito net and it’s crawling with bed bugs too. So we have to choose our poison: bed bugs or mosquitos and tsetse flies. Here’s the rationale that leads us to choose the mosquitos and tsetse flies:
(1) if you get bitten by mosquitos and tsetse flies, there’s medicine to deal with sickness. If you get bed bugs, they follow you around wherever you go and continue to bite you.
(2) If I slather myself in bug lotion and wear clothes that cover my body completely, maybe I won’t get bitten….? (or die of a heatstroke?)
(3) If I do get bitten and do get malaria, the malaria symptoms won’t show up for at least a week. So, if I work really hard on my research and my report this coming week and get malaria the next week, it’s not going to pwn me too much, right? (sad thought process, I know…)
(4) Even if I decided to sleep in the bed, I don’t think I’d be able to fall asleep knowing that the little shits are crawling all over me.

So we sleep on the chairs. I wake up pretty much every half hour in total misery and discomfort. Then at about midnight, I wake up to the sound of rustling outside the cabin. I lay there in terror for about a half hour, not wanting to move and not wanting to wake up Courtney for fear that she’ll freak out in her half-asleep state. (she had already woken up screaming once from a dream that the ceiling was crawling with bugs. I didn’t have much hope of falling asleep after that little incident.) of course I’m laying there imagining all of the horrible things that could be about to happen (LRA rebels, bandits knowing there’s a bunch of muzungus with money sleeping inside, etc., etc.), so finally I wake up Courtney and we realize it’s WARTHOGS. Goddammit I hate those warthogs. They’re so ugly and annoying and they roam the hotel premises freely because technically it’s park land. (Disney definitely did a good job of cute-fying pumba but they also did a really impressive job of capturing exactly how warthogs move and run. Fyi.) Finally I fall asleep for about 2 hours, and then up at 6 for the game drive. Needless to say, I was not a happy camper.

But the game drive was totally awesome and we got to stand up in the bed of the truck with the wind in our faces and giraffes running like 10 feet away. (my body is so sore today from being jerked around in the back of the truck, but it’s okay, it was worth it) Oh my god it’s SO AWESOME to watch giraffes run…they look like they’re going in slow motion but actually they’re covering a ton of ground cause they’re so big. I have a video of that, too.

Then we drove home. While we were driving a stupid car passed us really fast and splashed through a puddle of mud and it flew into our truck and all over my face. That was cool.

I feel like this post has been boring and full of insignificant details. Hopefully the pictures will suffice to make it worth reading.

Also p.s. the guy at the internet café where I always come just told me that his friend has a new baby and his friend asked him to name the baby and guess what he named it? yep….Ashley. oh, Uganda.


this tree has these tube-shaped goo-filled things hanging from it and when elephants eat them they get drunk.


these are buffalo, but i think they look like old men with combovers. right?










this is the view from the top of murchison falls.


me and courtney in the middle, the italian girls on either end.

murchison falls

hey friends.

jas i SUCK happy belated birthday!!! i love you!!

and since i won't be posting for a few days, happy birthday grandpa!!! (the 14th and the 16th...)

so first i have some bad news, and then i have some good news.

the bad news is a little outdated, but i'm out of the loop and i just found out yesterday (i don't know whether to say thanks, j). this is terrifying and shocking, but i'll tell you from the outset that all is fine now, so try not to freak out too much. apparently on september 21st, while performing in spain, leonard cohen collapsed onstage. they say he had bad food poisoning (i'm so afraid they're lying) and he passed out while singing "bird on a wire.". considering he's 75 and touring all over the world, one fainting spell actually seems pretty impressive. supposedly there's video footage of him fainting, but i think i would die if i watched it.

we love you, leonard. REMEMBER WHEN I SAW HIM IN NEW YORK OMG SO GOOD.

and now for the good news. last week when i was dying all my roommates went to murchison falls, a national park that has beautiful waterfalls and ALL THE BIG ONES -- lions, elephants, giraffes, hippos, etc. etc. obvs i couldn't go cause i was sicky, but i'm going this weekend!!

at the orphanage where my 2 friends live/volunteer (and have the wireless internet), the orphanage people always take the volunteers to murchison falls. there are 3 italians who volunteer there, too, and they're going this weekend, and my friend courtney and i persuaded them to let us tag along. so we're leaving at 5 am tomorrow morning and coming back sunday night. you should SEE the pictures they got last time...they sat in the bed of a pickup truck and drove around and these animals were literally like 10 feet away. i'm going to have SUCH juicy pictures for you, because i don't have any moral qualms about taking pictures of animals.

oh and sarah b., giving them wrong numbers sounds like a good idea in theory, except for that they always want your number first and then they "flash you" (i.e., call you -- it took awhile to get used to that term) so you'll have their number, so if you give them the wrong number and they try to flash you and it doesn't go through....pwned.

til monday!

creepers

okay, THIS IS IT. i hope i didn't hype it up too much. if you're disappointed, find another blog to read. JK KEEP READING MINE IT'S THE BEST!!! i tried to do as much research as possible but people were hard to get ahold of and i didn't want to leave ya'll suffering with anticipation.

so this post is a small compilation of some of the CREEPER texts and emails people on my program have gotten. i'm only including a handful of examples here, but considering there's 29 girls on the program and we all get proposed to on average 4 times a day, there are a LOT of juicy examples. also i just want to show you that i'm not the only one who attracts the creepers with a special flair for bringing out the romance of english language. i tried to keep the grammatical beauty of these texts as intact as possible. here goes....

(1) i debated saving this one for last, because it's one of the best, but i might as well start off with a bang. so this was sent to courtney, who is one of my favorite people on this program. she was on a 2 hour taxi ride and the conductor kept pestering her to give him her number. she kept saying she didn't have a phone. finally, about 1/2 hour into the ride, she moves to another seat and her phone falls out of her pocket. OOPS. so then she had to give him her number. later that night, this is what she receives: "Flying kiss honey it’s me Ali a’m missing u. at my fast time when I sow u, u breaked my heat .honey, try to show me that u love me. honey let me tell u that u are beautiful lady. honey, i have many wards but let me stop there. but have a sweet good nite."

(2) now julie, who is one of the girls i'm living with in gulu, seems to attract the MOST creepers. she's very blond and very sweet and looks very all-american, so i think that's what does it. one night she was at a club and she met this guy named frank from congo. he entered his number into her phone as "frank from congo." since then he's been calling and texting her multiple times a day. here's the first text she received: "Hi baby, hop urefine. this frank 4yestertay night enge noir club.may gv me,in apoitment.imissu." then, a few nights later, he sends this: "This may not be an easy thing to do, I can handle it. “Even if this was true in the beginning, it is not so now. The drugs handled us, We lived to use and used to live. Very simply, an addict is a person whose life is controlled by drugs."

WTF?

then frank from congo apparently gives julie's number to his friend richard from tanzania, who texts this to julie: "Hi J.!U make feel good since u’ve a chocolate smile.Richard from Tanzania."

(3) here's another one courtney received, this time from a guy named ibra. i haven't heard the story behind this one, but i'm sure it's beautiful: "hi iam sorry but I need to see u in my life ur my hero please sms me good night from ibra"

(4) here's a little gem that laura got. i don't even know how to begin to decipher what this guy's saying: "j am rovinz lauli, and i just wanted 2 say hei to you, and how is the stardies but i would like to run your language miss laulia i badge you, be afriend of main , just afreind . But let me say good buy , yours faithfully juall bless you !!”

(5) and finally, i'll end with my own. the other night i went to get some dinner. i was by myself and it was my first time venturing out into the world after malaria had smacked me down. i just wanted to eat and get back to bed. of course that wasn't in the cards. i sit down, and after a few minutes pass by i look up and see this guy just standing there STARING at me. i look at him, he doesn't look away. i look away for awhile, look back, he's still standing there. finally he motions to ask if he can sit with me. i don't have the energy to argue so i say okay. we have a fine conversation, nothing too creepy. he's seems totally nice and normal. i make a move to leave, and of course the inevitable "can i have your number." again, no energy to argue (that and i'm a wuss), so i just give it to him. the next day i receive this: "HOW.WAS UR DAY HOPE WAS GOOD AM SORRY I DID CALL U CAN U 4 GIVE ME, AVE GOOD NIGTH". many hours later i respond and say something along the lines of, "i'm still sick, resting, how are you", and he responds: "AM NOT FINE BECAUSE I AM MISSING U"

I DON'T GET IT. they're normal in real life, but when they start texting, a whole other side comes out.

Okay I’m going to eat Ethiopian food tonight. SO EXCITED.

p.s. annie I knew you were gonna get me on that one. I knew it even as I was typing it.

p.p.s. BOBBY I LOVE YOU.

anonymous

i don't like you "anonymous" commenters. you need to sign your name like a man. or i'll kick you off my blog.

malaria II

so now that the cat’s out of the bag (you should work for the c.i.a., mom), i might as well post about it, because i have nothing else to report considering i’ve literally been in bed all week. i have malaria again. this time it was HELL. last time it was just tickling me, and this time it punched me full on in the face. my body hurt so much i could barely move, and i was so fatigued it took all my energy just to moan in agony. needless to say, i wasn’t able to make it to an internet café all week – i was barely able to make it down the hall to the pit latrine (i didn’t think squatting over pit latrines could get any more fun, and then i did it with malaria and a whole new world of excitement opened up to me!). the doctor i went to at the beginning of the week said that the malaria i had last time probably just didn’t entirely go away, so i relapsed. he said the meds i took last time were pretty weak, and boy did the meds he gave me this time make up for it. they knocked me flat. i don’t know how much of my agony was malaria-induced and how much of it was the meds. anyway, i’m FINALLY starting to feel better, thank GOD. i’m trying not to stress about the fact that i missed an entire week of research or about the really passive aggressive text message my advisor sent me for cancelling our appointments last week…. (“trying” being the operative word here).

so since i have nothing else interesting to write about, i’ll tell you what i did to make it through the week (other than sleep 20 hours a day). i watched titanic twice, little miss sunshine twice, v for vendetta twice, ocean’s 11 three times (I could rob a casino blindfolded by now), amelie twice, and Leonard cohen’s live in london dvd twice. i even resorted to watching ocean’s 11 and little miss sunshine with the director’s commentary on. god help me. and all of this from within my cave of a hotel room that only has a window out to the hallway, meaning no fresh air and no natural light. and my really weird alarm clock, which likes to announce the temperature at random intervals, reminded me throughout the week that the temperature in my room was usually between 85 and 90 degrees, so s don’t know how much of my fever was a legit fever and how much was due to the fact that i was in a SAUNA.

the moral of the story? – (1) don’t get malaria; and (2) bring more than 3 movies with you to Africa (titanic and ocean’s 11 were courtesy of my roommates).

i have a post in the works that’s going to knock your socks off. hopefully it will make up for the fact that this post was a major complain-a-thon. so give me a few days to do some research and then GET READY TO LAUGH.

message from the barber

i really need to learn to say no to giving everyone and their brother my email address.

here's a message from the barber who cut my hair the other day...

Hi Ashley, how are you doing? This is Simon, the barber man who trimmed your hair of recent. Hope all is well in Gulu. I am really looking so much to see you so soon if it is really possible because that would really be my joy. I so much liked you from the other time and it was really my honor to chart with you and realizing how interesting it is to chart with you, it would be my pleasure to share this moment with you again. Have a nice time, God bless you. Looking forward to seeing you soon.

this moment....? ALL HE DID WAS CUT MY HAIR!?!?!?

shower

OMG i get to take a REAL shower today. not only is it a real shower, but it's a shower that doesn't hang over the same hole that i do my other business in. i've never been so excited in my life. 2 of the girls on my program are working at an orphanage that's about a 20 minute boda ride from my hotel. they get to live in a guest house that has (i'm going to try not to throw up with envy as a type this list): a shower, WIRELESS INTERNET, a toilet, WIRELESS INTERNET, a fridge, a microwave, WIRELESS INTERNET, a tv with a dvd player, WIRELESS INTERNET, a stove, and i'm sure lots of other little treasures that i haven't even encountered yet. today's the first day i've been here and i think i've recovered like 90% of my sanity already and i've only been here for half an hour. did i mention they have wireless internet? like, they can LAY IN THEIR BEDS WHILE SURFING THE INTERNET. that idea has become so foreign to me i can barely comprehend it.

so i'm going to take a shower. my first real shower since i've been here. at the hotel the rest of us are staying in, there's just a bunch of stalls that are dual bathrooms/bathing areas. so there's the pit latrine in the middle where you squat to do your business (i swear, i'm going to have thighs of steel by the time i come home), and then every guest is given a little basin for bathing, which you fill with water, bring into the stall, and try to be as coordinated as possible in splashing water on yourself from the basin. FUN. did i mention you're squatting over the pit latrine as you're bathing? did i mention that you're often also squatting in the stuff that has overflowed out of the pit latrine, or that never quite made it into the pit latrine to begin with?

also the other day i filled up an empty water bottle with the (unboiled) bathing water to dump on my head and then i brought that water bottle back to my room and then a few hours later i was eating a sandwich and absentmindedly reached down and picked up that water bottle and DRAINED IT. not only did i survive, but no poopies either! though there's probs a parasite lurking in there somewhere. (jk, mom)

the other day i finally got my haircut in a REAL ugandan barbershop! since i've been here i've been using my homestay family's clippers, but obvs i'm not with them anymore, and i was getting desperate. so there's places here labeled "beauty shop" and places labeled "barbershop" and some that are both. i decided to try the beauty shop first, because it scared me less. so i walk up to this group of women sitting outside of the shop and they all stare at me the entire time i'm walking up and then i'm like, "um....can you....cut my hair?" and they all burst out laughing and say no, they can't. i'm like, "don't you use....clippers?" and they're like, "they're special clippers, they won't work for you, go down to that barbershop over there and they'll do it." so off i go. i walk into the barbershop and there's about 5 men just chilling there, and i ask if they can cut my hair, and they're like, sure, sit down, like it's no big deal at all. (granted, there was a STRONG scent of alcohol filling the room....) so i sit for about 45 minutes waiting for i don't know what, and finally the guy's like, "you sit there", and i sit, and he does the most METICULOUS job cutting my hair EVER. every once in awhile i'd see the reflection in the mirror of somebody passing by outside and stopping to do a double take. but man my hair feels good now and like 3 people stopped me on my way home to tell me i looked "smart."

what else?

OH so i met with the american woman at unfpa the other morning. she was cool. (she's from baltimore, ellie!) then that night i went to a bar (it was called "da pub") with my friends and SHE WAS THERE and she was drunk and smoking and dancing and it was like "WHOA people at the UN aren't allowed to do things like that!" apparently there was a wedding reception being held at the bar for an american woman and ugandan man who'd just gotten married. it was muzungu central, and like 95% of the muzungus were invisible children interns. LAME.

what else?

i went to the field the other day with empowering hands. we went to ajulu, which is a gulu sub-county where there used to be an IDP camp. actually, the camp is still there and people are still living in it, but a while ago (i can't remember when) the government declared that all camps were officially closed, so the people there are expected to go home and they're not receiving anymore support. anyway, the empowering hands women were giving a training on gender relations, so i sat there with my translator translating VERY sporadically, and then i got to interview 5 people. it was scary as hell but cool and interesting. everywhere i go people keep asking me what exactly i plan to do with the research i'm doing (a totez appropriate question) and it's getting overwhelming. i mean, technically, this report is "for academic purposes only," and i'm getting the sense, as i realize how impossible it is to do anything like this in only 6 weeks, that the practicum is more for getting the experience of conducting research than for producing great research. i just know that these people have so many muzungus coming in asking them probing questions and writing down the answers in their little notebooks and then just disappearing. i don't want to be that person.

SO WHAT'D EVERYBODY DO FOR HALLOWEEN????!?!?!?

p.s. sarah b., paredes is intimidating. don't downplay the guts it takes to go talk to that big scary man.

p.p.s. ANNA WEATHERFORD have you moved into an apartment????????????